Tokyo, Japan
3:35p.m.
Narrator: We start this story at the worldwide HQ of Nintendo where Shiguru Miyamoto, the creatoor of Mario, is busy at his desk.
<BUZZ!>
Shiguru: Yes, Enichi?
Enichi: Sir, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are demanding to see you.
Shiguru: Oh God... send them in Enichi.
<DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING>
Shiguru: Ah guys... how nice to see you again, come in please, sit down please
Splinter: Thank you.
Shiguru: What can I do for you this time?
Splinter: My sons are very offended by your portrayal of turtles in your Mario games.
Raph: What are you anti-turtles or something!? I oughta take my sai and stick them up your--
Splinter: RAPHAEL! CONTROL YOURSELF!
Raph: Sorry, Master Splinter.
Shiguru: So, what do you want me to do about it?
Leo: Look, all we ask is that you be fair!
Shiguru: But Mario's been fighting turtles for over 20 years. You can't expect me to change just to suit you. Gotta stay with what sells, bitches!
Leo: But not only does he got after living ones, he goes after dead ones as well!
Don: That's pretty sick to me!
Mikey: Oh nice going guys you made Raph cry now!
Splinter: There, there...
Shiguru: Oh jeez... here Raph. Here's a Kleenex for you.
<RAPH BLOWS NOSE>
Mikey: Sonic at least saved turtles from Dr. Robotnik in Sonic 2!
Shiguru: So?
Mikey: So... can't you do something like that?
Shiguru: No!
Mikey: You suck, man!
Shiguru: Look... I can't change how the Mario games work, now go away!!
Leo: We want you to bring in a good turtle in the Mario games.
Shiguru: GO AWAY!!
Don: Raph was right... you are anti-turtle.
<DOOR SLAMS>
Shiguru: Whew...
<BUZZ>
Shiguru: WHAT!?
Enichi: Sonic to see you
Shiguru: What does he want?
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